The Rich Justmann: Tucker Carlson Calls It

Tucker Carlson rightly calls it in his bye bye to the traditional media.

FSW League Champion

Can it be true? Could the Great Rich have been subdued during our 5th Fantasy Sports Warrior season? Say it ain't so, Joe! But, alas, one Robert Sikon achieved the greatest come-from-behind victory in the history of Planet Earch --- or certainly in our FSW league. Mr. Sikon was in 8th place at the All-Star Break and won the league going away. The Robert was strong, indeed virile, across all categories. May he be remembered with awe & admiration!

My Young Padawans. Might it be? Could it be? Yes! The Great Rich Justmann did indeed win the 4th annual Fantasy Sport Warrior early draft. The Great Rich finished 1st in 4 of the 5 pitching catagories. This combined with solid hitting enabled the Great One to salt away the championship. May the annals of history remember this great achievement and accord him all the honor thereof.

In 2013 Mr. Adair stepped down as the winner in our league (although still putting a stout result of 4th out of 16). In the Year of Our Lord 2013, the acclamation, honor and privileges of winning the Fantasy Sports Warrior league are accorded to Mr. Steve Slukich. May Mr. Slukich be lauded and respected for his accomplishment. May the annals of history cite his name and look upon him with favor.

How does one man do it? Mr. Matt Adair once again had the best draft in our FSW 2012 campaign. For the second straight year, Mr. Adair was #1 out of 16 players. Great job, sir!

In our inaugural Fantasy Sports Warrior 2011 campaign, we had one man who distinguished himself above all others. May he be accorded all the rights and privileges thereof: Mr. Matt Adair. Mr. Adair had the city of Adairsville, Georgia, named after him due to his splendid performance.

The Rich Justmann

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Tucker Carlson Calls It

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